Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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