i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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