I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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