dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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