Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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