That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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