her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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