So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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