Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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