You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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