just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
sex in a hospital.. check
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Shame is for Republicans.
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