pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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