my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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