This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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