i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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