you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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