My room smells like vodka and shame
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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