yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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