Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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