Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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