Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Randomize
