Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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