I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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