Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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