The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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