he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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