He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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