Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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