i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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