And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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