Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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