I got chris browned last night
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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