They should really pass out barf bags in church
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have fence marks all over my body
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
