Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You ruined the universe
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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