You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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