does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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