I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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