Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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