Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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