Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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