You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
True strength comes from lack of pants
These tits shall not be calmed
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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