he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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