Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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