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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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