you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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