I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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