Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hippo gnu deer
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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