Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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