i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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