No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
