Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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