I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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