DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do herpes really smell.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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