I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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