Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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